THE 2020 CRISIS

WHY IS 2020 THE WORST YEAR IN HISTORY?

BECAUSE WHO MADE CORONA, IS STILL A MYSTERY

WAS IT THE CHINESE AND THEIR UNWASHED PLATES?

OR THE AMERICANS MEETING THEIR LONG- FORGOTTEN FATES.

JUST WHEN WE THOUGHT WE’VE HAD ENOUGH

THE EARTH STARTED PROVING THAT IT’S TOUGH

AND CAME 5 QUAKES ALL IN A SINGLE DAY

ALONG WITH MANIFOLD CYCLONES FROM EVERY BAY.

OH! BUT WHAT WAS THE FAULT OF 8,000 KOALAS

OR THE POOR HALF A MILLION LITTLE FELLAS,

WHO PERISHED BECAUSE OF GLOBAL WARMING

AND SADLY WERE’NT GIVEN ANY WARNING

AND IF THIS ISN’T SAD ENOUGH NEWS FOR US,

A VACCINE IS NOT EXPECTED BEFORE CHRISTMAS

AND WORSE, THE ECONOMY HAS ALMOST COLLAPSED,

BUT ALL THE PM HAS TO SAY, IS LET’S GO OUT AND CLAP!!

THE AIR IS FILLED WITH LOCUSTS, THE FORESTS WITH FIRE

THE SEA IS ALMOST EMPTIED, TO GOD KNOWS WHO’S DESIRE,

YOU STAY IN , AND YOU’LL GET EARTH-QUAKED,

YOU GO OUT, AND WILL LEARN NEVER AGAIN TO MAKE THAT MISTAKE.

CALLING 2020 THE WORST YEAR WOULD’NT BE AN UNDERSTATEMENT

BECAUSE MOST OF US HAVE ALREADY FILED OUR LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT,

  AND WHO WILL REPAY FOR WHAT HAPPENED TO KOBE,

OR THE GEORGE FLOYD PROTESTS ALL ROUND THE GLOBE.