JOKES.

Hi everyone,

Jokes, every one of us will definitely love jokes. And today I am going to share some jokes.

1.What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
Diddly-squats.

2.What do you call a pony with a cough?
A little horse!

3.What is Forrest Gump’s password?
1Forrest1.

4.Why did the M&M go to school?
He wanted to be a Smartie.

5.What did one traffic light say to the other?
Stop looking at me, I’m changing!

6.What do you call bears with no ears?
B.

7.What’s a foot long and slippery?
A slipper!

8.Why do French people eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!

9.What’s red and moves up and down?
A tomato in an elevator!

10.What is sticky and brown?
A stick!

11.How does a rabbi make coffee?
Hebrews it!
Rest in peace boiling water. You will be mist!

12.How do you throw a space party?
You planet!

13.Want to hear a construction joke?
Oh never mind, I’m still working on that one.

14.Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!

15 Why did the gym close down? It just didn’t work out!

16.What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
A stick!

Hope so you enjoyed.

Have a happy day

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